…had a heart attack last weekend. At least he had the good sense to listen to Sue and go to Emergency. Whereupon he had the heart attack. In Emergency.
After all the tests and futzing around they discovered that there was no damage to his heart. They fixed the bits that were blocked and he’s already at home.
You can imagine what a relief this all is.
Dad promises Sue vacations. Sue assures me they plan to spend the inheritance. I sure hope so.
Otherwise I’ll have to leave no forwarding address. You know how weird families get over loot. Please spare me. Spend it ALL.